nooblet

1. Someone that is so much of a noob, the person has became a nooblet.

2. A baby sized version of a noob

The term "noob" or "n00b" is a person lacking the ability in something.

The term "let" means that something is very small like a shoob"let" "Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time"

3. Nooblet is a person that REALLY lacks in the ability to do something.

Shut up nooblets I can pwn you in that game.

You little nooblets go away from me.

by Aweex pee August 28, 2010

noobert

An individual who is new to the act or atmosphere of a particular activity, including PC games.

"f4660t n00b3rt 1 r l337

by Genius December 27, 2003

noober

Either a newbie or a term referring to someone who is annoying, irritating or obnoxious.

See newbie.

"Gawd! What a fucking noober!"

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

cob nobbler

n: Loser

From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.

That editor from the New York Times is a cob nobbler.

by Electrorocket May 29, 2009

Noober

A comparative word used to describe the noobiousness of a given object.

Have you ever met a scuba diver noober than an Uber driver?

by Wubblu June 26, 2018

Pot Noodler

A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.

The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.

by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010

uber noober

A sucky noob that constantly uses the noob combo because he sucks with everything else.

I just owned that uber noober so bad his mom felt it in my bedroom.

by mc_glow October 1, 2005