Man From Nantucket

A ubiquitous limerick that always starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" and then ends with various perverted rhymes.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he thrusted
This cunt is so busted
My dick is so limp I can’t fuck it

by Mike Okizard December 30, 2015

nocturnal mission

When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.

I failed my nocturnal mission last night, so I left my jammies in the hamper for you to clean up.

by TimmerOU812 April 23, 2017

nontheist

Atheists need deities to argue against while Nontheist rather not be bothered by either.

To a Nontheist an example would be unnecessary and by making an example it would then be moot.

by Condottiere August 21, 2012

nontoxicglue

rerfers to the amazing asian wonder aka Norman.

Yo, nontoxicglue put 100% submerged on his physics exam, he's strait illin.

by Stewarts March 9, 2004

nontittical

(adj.) lacking in the chest region

"Wow, Michelle's boobs are kind of on the small side"

"You're right, she's very nontittical"

by brightlove December 15, 2009

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011

nontroversy

Noun. A trumped up dispute, especially one fueled by undue media attention, based on a lie or statement taken out of context. The dispute is usually between sides holding opposing views, one grounded in reality and facts and other completely fabricated but irrationally clung to no matter the arguments against it.

Anyone willing to invest 10 seconds on Google research will tell you that Climategate was a total nontroversy.

by Aethernaut July 16, 2010