(Pronounced Non - ser - va - tive)
A white middle aged conservative that talks about wanting to “protect the children”, though they more than likely have a spouse back at home that’s like 12 years old and go online pretending to be a minor in order to either tell children (who ya know, are the ones they’re supposed to be “protecting”) that don’t fit their standards to kermit sewerslide, or to get underage users (mostly girls) to send them nudes because they can’t get bitches in real life. Also known to hate women and non white people.
In short, they only care about kids if it means they can do or say gross shit to them and use the word of God thinking it will give them a free pass for doing so. If you see someone like this in real life, hide your kids and hide your wives because chances are, they will come after them.
A white middle aged conservative that talks about wanting to “protect the children”, though they more than likely have a spouse back at home that’s like 12 years old and go online pretending to be a minor in order to either tell children (who ya know, are the ones they’re supposed to be “protecting”) that don’t fit their standards to kermit sewerslide, or to get underage users (mostly girls) to send them nudes because they can’t get bitches in real life. Also known to hate women and non white people.
In short, they only care about kids if it means they can do or say gross shit to them and use the word of God thinking it will give them a free pass for doing so. If you see someone like this in real life, hide your kids and hide your wives because chances are, they will come after them.
Person A: Did you hear that Person C was found with child pr0n on his hard drive?
Person B: What? But he’s a conservative, he said he tries to help kids!
Person A: No man, that’s a noncervative! His wife is 16 years old and he treats her like a slave, claiming it’s all “in the name of God”.
Person B: Whoa ew, in that case I’m keeping my kids and wives away from that weirdo.
Person B: What? But he’s a conservative, he said he tries to help kids!
Person A: No man, that’s a noncervative! His wife is 16 years old and he treats her like a slave, claiming it’s all “in the name of God”.
Person B: Whoa ew, in that case I’m keeping my kids and wives away from that weirdo.
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2. Someone so mind bogglingly cool that they are a person, place and thing at the same time.
2. Someone so mind bogglingly cool that they are a person, place and thing at the same time.
Bruce Lee is completely nonker.
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When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.
Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."
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"For all the hot air being blown about the room last night by both the Conservatives and the Liberals, it all added up to one big NONTROVERSY."
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A {solopreneur} who loves breaking the rules and steps out from the traditional 9 to 5 workplace to run their business from home – or anywhere there’s an internet connection, coffee, booze, and/or a really good happy hour! #BallersOnaBudgetAlways
Somebody who knows a 9-5 job isn't fulfilling, wants something more, is afraid of risk but is still willing to take the next step to see what happens. We are the entrepreneurs who view the world differently and say, “Why not try it and see what happens?”
We work long days, way longer than a traditional 9 to 5 job, and wear way more hats than any one person should. We often have conversations with ourselves, questioning whether or not we really are crazy like everyone around us suspects since we don’t have a traditional “full-time” job?
At the end of the day though we realize that we love the freedom running our own business brings us – No bosses. We set our own schedules. We do what we want...or what is needed in order to pay the bills at least pay the minimum payment.
We have done something that most will never do and for that we get a cookie – or how about a whole box of cookies and a bottle of wine!
Somebody who knows a 9-5 job isn't fulfilling, wants something more, is afraid of risk but is still willing to take the next step to see what happens. We are the entrepreneurs who view the world differently and say, “Why not try it and see what happens?”
We work long days, way longer than a traditional 9 to 5 job, and wear way more hats than any one person should. We often have conversations with ourselves, questioning whether or not we really are crazy like everyone around us suspects since we don’t have a traditional “full-time” job?
At the end of the day though we realize that we love the freedom running our own business brings us – No bosses. We set our own schedules. We do what we want...or what is needed in order to pay the bills at least pay the minimum payment.
We have done something that most will never do and for that we get a cookie – or how about a whole box of cookies and a bottle of wine!
I am a Y-Notter.
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