no u tolu 

Like no u but only roadmen of level 69 can use it otherwise you will be shat on.

Using no u tolu will completely game end your enemy, and they will certainly be in a coma for the rest of their life and if they do wake up, then just say no u tolu again and they will just die.

Mongoose 1: you big gay
Mongoose 2: no u tolu
Mongoose 1: gets raped

no u tolu by Bongo cat in a wheelchair December 17, 2018

(No u)^2

The ultimate comeback to any insult or argument, no mere mortal can escape it. Your best option is to just accept death.

Random person: "You're mom gay"
Me, an intellectual: "(No u)^2"
Random person: Dies

(No u)^2 by I always bounce back May 7, 2018

No u 

A word to that trolls your enemys

John: Your Mom Gay

Jeff: No U
John: FUUUUUUUU
John is ded

No u by HeysStuff October 2, 2018

NO U 

Generic answer to almost all statements. Often used in a random sense.

John: Dude, you fail.
Tim: NO U.

NO U by Someguy66 May 29, 2009

Reverse Card No U 

The most superior comeback in existence. This comeback is more powerful than no u, reverse card, no u infinity, and reverse card infinity.

Jill: Your mom big gey
Dill: No u
Jill: Reverse card
Dill: No u infinity
Jill: Reverse card infinity
Dill: Reverse card No u
Jill: *Ceases to exist and fades into dust like spiderman*

Reverse Card No U by Yeet_skrt_skrt_69420 March 15, 2019

no no u 

The ultimate comeback when someone says no u to you. Don't use it ironically as it can destroy other worlds.

Person 1:no u
Person 2:no no u
Person 1:*explodes

no no u by AnOriginalUsername July 10, 2018

No u 

The godly comeback used to deflect roasts, can only be reflected back by reverse card. Can be multiplied to reflect back the reverse card

joe: you don't have any friends
me: NO U

No u by fucking asian kid October 18, 2018