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The ultimate comeback to any insult or argument, no mere mortal can escape it. Your best option is to just accept death.
Random person: "You're mom gay"
Me, an intellectual: "(No u)^2"
Random person: Dies
A word to that trolls your enemys
John: Your Mom Gay

Jeff: No U
John: FUUUUUUUU
John is ded
No u by HeysStuff October 2, 2018
Generic answer to almost all statements. Often used in a random sense.
John: Dude, you fail.
Tim: NO U.
NO U by Someguy66 May 29, 2009

Reverse Card No U 

The most superior comeback in existence. This comeback is more powerful than no u, reverse card, no u infinity, and reverse card infinity.
Jill: Your mom big gey
Dill: No u
Jill: Reverse card
Dill: No u infinity
Jill: Reverse card infinity
Dill: Reverse card No u
Jill: *Ceases to exist and fades into dust like spiderman*
The ultimate comeback when someone says no u to you. Don't use it ironically as it can destroy other worlds.
Person 1:no u
Person 2:no no u
Person 1:*explodes
no no u by AnOriginalUsername July 10, 2018
The godly comeback used to deflect roasts, can only be reflected back by reverse card. Can be multiplied to reflect back the reverse card
joe: you don't have any friends
me: NO U
No u by fucking asian kid October 18, 2018