Hand

In human females, a nail support.
In human males, a nut scratcher.
In drunk humans, a cup holder.

In humans in general, antonym of foot.
In non-human primates, synonym of foot.

"Dude, you're sitting on my hand"
"Shut up, I know."

by Fosterpython January 08, 2009

Handful

Rough unit of measurement for the female breast. Often utilized when proposing the cutoff point at which larger breasts should no longer be considered more desirable than smaller ones - the ideal between too small and too large. There are three main schools of thought: that more than a handful (an apple) is a waste, that more than two handfuls (a cantaloupe) is a waste, or that more than three handfuls (a melon) is a waste.

-More than a handful is a waste. Any bigger, and they're less perky, and get saggy with age.
-Nah, too small. The best tits have you cumming buckets when you fuck them, but aren't so big that they're much longer than they are wide. Two handfuls is perfect.
-If I can't completely smother my dick between a pair of tits, they're too small. Three handfuls is best.

by JasperDee August 19, 2010

hand

Control in a relationship

Ramone has hand in his relationship. That bitch does whatever he says.

by Fancypants July 01, 2003

Hands

A word used to describe how much a girl CATCHES the BALLS of the jocks on the football team

guy 1: Should i go for that blonde

guy 2: Yea she has a great set of hands

guy 1: Then she wont mind when i throw my balls her way

by Jock059 January 07, 2010

Hand

Many a young mans' sex tool...

"It's just me and my hand tonight... Where's the lotion?..."

by Trevor Anderson January 19, 2005

hand

a substitute for sex used in masturbation

gettin with my hand tonite

by handnhand December 04, 2004

Hands

To harm, threaten, scare, or brutally maim someone using only your Hands.

"Yo you hear about jeff?"
"Yeah someone gave him the hands big time."

"Nigga Please, I Will you the hands"

"If you dont shut your mouth. I will give you the hands"

by Icantstopbleeding November 11, 2011