Ninanese

A dialect of English that grew out of a desire to bowdlerize vernacular speech by deliberately mispronouncing vowel sounds. Modern Ninanese is characterized by its liberal use of uncommon abbreviations and by its inconsistent but pervasive substitution of the the short /ʌ/, and occasionally /ɨ/, with long /uː/, making "shut" and "fish" sound like "shoot" and "foosh." Occasionally, two- and three-word phrases are substituted with other phrases that bear the same initials.

Ninanese (proficient speaker): That bootch def just made a face at me.
Arthur Von Schwarz: How impolite.
NPS: I mean let's be rull, I look narst as fook. This hair could most certainly bring down oil prices. And this G-town sweatshirt is all kinds of jank.
AVS: Haha if you say so.
NPS: Oh, yeah, whatever, (twirls hair) I mean, I wasn't being serious or anything, but-- (trails off)
AVS: Oh! Sorry! I was kidding!
NPS: Whatevz, I'ma cutchu.
AVS: I don't have time for this, I'm off to a spelling bee.
NPS: Oh! Gloock!!! I was just kidding, I SLLR you! Have foon at your Santa Barbara!!! :):):)

by The Tom Brokaw December 16, 2008

ninjabilities

Skills commonly associated with those trained in the art of ninjutsu.

Examples: spying, infiltration and assassination

Ninjabilities are commonly found in, but not limited to, Asian people and mutant turtles.

When facing off against villainous ninjutsu master Oroku Saki, better known as Shredder, our turtle friends utilized their superior ninjabilities to swiftly vanquish the evil leader of the Foot Clan.

by C-Auto and C-Lo April 20, 2007

Ninaclap

A gun shot from a nine mm hand gun

I heard that ninaclap

by bigman1234 June 22, 2010

tecca nina

another name for the rapper, Tech N9ne.

"drop down, cuz here comes tecca nina"

by cl9ud October 27, 2003

Ninaless

Boring, quiet, unhappy, depressing, undesirable place or person.

1. My coworker took a day off and i had a ninaless day.

2. A party should never be ninaless or else it wont be a party.

3. When feeling ninaless, pick up the phone and call a friend.

by PartyPack February 11, 2010

ninjabate

Verb. To Masterbate with utmost stealthiness, similar to that of a ninja.

Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.

by Narcism July 16, 2008

Ninjaburger

n
1: Internation restaurant chain owned and operated by shinobi. Delivery guaranteed in 30 minutes or they commit seppuku.
2: The signature entree of said restaurant chain.

The delivery guy from Ninjaburger arrived with in 35 minutes with my Ninjaburger and side of wasabi, so he committed seppuku on my doorstep.

by Oukamikage November 29, 2003