Number Neighbour

The person with 1 digit higher/lower than your phone number.

Ex. What’s up my number neighbour, i just beat my meat so hard i can’t feel my left leg.

by Fuck eh August 3, 2019

Neighga

Black fan of the show My Little Pony Friendship is magic. Derived from the words nigga and the noticeable sound from a horse. Technically the most accurate form of "bro"ny since they are black and like the show.

Yo dawg I hear Tyrone watches MLP these days just like Jamal.
Yea ock, those dudes are such Neighgas.

by jaxblade07 May 6, 2014

my neighbor

what white people say to their friends instead of saying my nigga

Josh- Aye my nigga
Tyrone- Wut u say
Josh- I mean my neighbor

by 69problemz June 4, 2015

Neighbor Please

The politically correct way to say Nigger Please

Lexus: " I don't know why they lock him up. He wasn't stealing his wallet, he was putting it back."
Mercedes: "Neighbor please!"

by Kid Rectal December 21, 2008

Neighways

People that are neighbors through the subway.

You live on 86th? That's only 3 stops away from me! We're totally neighways!

by Jordan VB June 16, 2008

neighbourino

The term used by Ned Flannders to call Homer Simpson in The Simpsons.

"Hi-did-lio neighbourino!"

by Will3424 April 20, 2010

Friendly neighborhood sadist

He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie

Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.

by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021