Nickelback

The source of ALL evil.

"Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me..."
"Meh.. Nickelback's fault, dont take it personally!"

by IHATENICKELBACK January 17, 2010

nickelback

really lame mainstream rock band, all power chords, no creativity, meaningless vocals, etc...

see also: creed

Nickelback? isn't that what your mom gave me when i gave her a quarter for a hand job?

by nave88 October 09, 2007

Nickelback

A tool used to make one's ears bleed.

"Ugh, that noise is ballz! What IS that?"
"Nickelback! My ears! They're bleeding!"

by Lantiqua April 16, 2010

Nickelback

A trance like state generally brought on either by bashing one’s own skull with a mini-sledge hammer or by simply listening to any song by the band Nickelback. Side effects usually include but are not limited to: Vomitting, dizziness, confusion, inability to think on your own, lowered IQ, drooling, and extreme stupidity.

ex: Hey dude, I saw Eric the other day in a wheel chair drooling all over himself mumbling the words “this is how you remind me,” did he get in an accident or something?

Re: Nah man, he just bought the last Nickelback CD.

by thebeast101 February 03, 2010

NickelBack

Its when you have sex on a bar/counter/beerpong table ect. and there was random change laying around. When she gets up and theres pennies, dimes, quarters and nickels stuck to the fat of her back, its a nickel back

Did that girl just steal 34 cents from us?

Ya... but she didnt know she was doing it, she got nickelbacked

nickelback change stealing whore

by Eddie Mountain August 10, 2010

nickelback

to suck

I was a Digg user until version 4 when they nickelbacked and forced me to switch to reddit.

by and_my_axe September 14, 2010

Nickelback

Things that meet the absolute minimum requirement of acceptability.

Little Caesars is the Nickelback of pizza, or meatloaf is the Nickelback of entrees. So Nickelback would be acceptable if the only alternative was static.

by groovyinutah December 06, 2009