Nessie

Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures

You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!

by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009

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Nessie

A long turd that sticks up out of the water like the Loch ness Monster.

You should have seen the dump I took today. It was so long, it was sticking up out of the water like Nessie.

by bklynsnow April 15, 2010

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nessie

The sound of flatulence as it is expelled from the anus.

Nessie has been calling ever since I ate that chilli.

by moe the monkey January 5, 2009

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(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.

In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.

Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.

Other brother: I don't believe you.

Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....

by Lat 5 July 31, 2011

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