newbie poop dick

a guy who has anal with other guys.

you're fuckin gay you newbie poop dick!

by cammie September 23, 2004

Newbie Board Punk Rock (NBPR)

A geeky, loser Reg form of punk in which the person constantly pushes the normal punk's buttons.

Man, you really did that? That is SO Newbie Board Punk Rock!

by Dorian Star July 5, 2004

Newbie Paranoia

Within the context of an internet forum/group community, "Newbie Paranoia" is the wrongful suspicion that any new poster is actually an alias of a resident troll.

A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:

The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias

TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..

AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.

by Not Stox April 12, 2009

newbie blaster

Another word for the M3 12 Gauge shotgun in SOCOM II.This gun has a huge reticle can kill a target in a few hits. Your enemy flys back sometimes when hit, giving the player with the newbie blaster a few seconds to hit the enemy again. It is used by people who have no skill in SOCOM II what so ever and they need to use a cheap gun to get kills.

Probably the cheapest,unfair, and newbie weapon in SOCOM II.

XXXXX has 0 kills and 5 deaths and kills. XXXXX equips a M3 12 Gauge shotguna and gets 5 kills in one round.

by 12345 August 1, 2004

newbie (n00b)

A new beginner.
One who is new to something.
New comer.
New user.

He's a newbie, be nice!
Darn newbies piss me off!
He's a n00b.

by Bryan Malley August 12, 2002

Newbie FB Oopsie

Someone new to FB that has yet to learn how to send a private message via the "message" option on the intended recipients profile. Instead, this newbie posts the private message on their status update. Ooopsie!

Granddaughter, "Grandma, I think you did a Newbie FB Oopsie! You didn't mean to ask EVERYONE how their trip to Florida was....right?"
Grandmother, "Oh dear, I meant to send that to my friend Louise."

by Lolita75 January 13, 2010

Newbie Suprise

When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"

Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!

by newbiesupriser93 April 25, 2009