News

The go to TV show if you want to hear about all the horrible stuff that happened throughout the world during the day
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive

Research shows that the news is now a leading cause of depression

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

that newness

of dissimilar origin and usually of superior quality
<sometimes referred to as dat newnew>

that blog is that newness

its dat new new

by dat new new March 29, 2009

New

A not used thing

Joe: these shoes are new dawg dont step on them!!
Dawg: Ruff Translated from Mutt WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

by 10YearoldPornstar September 24, 2016

newe

Newe is another word for weed.

The drunk people had newe last night during the party.

by yolfcwam March 2, 2016

News

noun (usually used ironically)

Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.

Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.

“In today’s news, Donald Trump said something racist.”

“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”

“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””

by Justin Cyder March 14, 2019

# new

Classic English alphabet has 26 letters, but Urban Dictionary alphabet has 28 letters. How? They've just added two new letters into the alphabet: # and new. Unfortunatelly, nobody knows how to pronounce these.

I went to Browse option on Urban Dictionary and it showed me the alphabet + two additional letters: # new. So I've decided to search for them in UD.

by Sisak24 June 19, 2021

is the new

A term that has grown from political correctness into a mehod to make the 'old lame' into 'new and cool'.

Grampa: I am so old!
Grandson: Come on, Gramps. 80 is the new 60.
Grampa: I wear a diaper and I'm blind!
Grandson: Ya' look great, though.

by M-79 June 10, 2011