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Social Networking Site

A Popular website in which millions of people waste their lives on because they have no actual life.
Fred: "Hey Jerry, do you have a social networking site account?

Jerry: "Fuck you, get a life you darn social networker!!!"
by kankersore69 June 17, 2010
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Networking

Internet based conversations i.e., buisnesses, relationships, manly for sales and advertising buisnesses.
Yes you can find jobs, movies, music, social sites, gaming, everything a person could want to keep the buisy for hrs upon hrs in a day/week/mnth/yr. Some people are so into networking they invoke key stokes as thier only way of life.
Guy: Go on the internet to find what you need.
Girl: What I need is more personal oriented than so inpersional on a pc. i.e. Networking
Guy: You can find anything you want here. Even Love. haha
Girl: Retrospectivly yes music, old movies, friends I haven't chatted with in years from moving away from home, vacations, history and news facts. Hopefuly investors in book ideas, management Co., ect.,

Guy: Well if you don't like to network so much why are you on so much now?
Girl: Because this is the only connection I have with someone important to me. i.e. Love
Guy: Your doing this because of a guy? Isn't that stalking dear?
Girl: Doesn't that mean that everyone who networks is stalking something? Just food for thought cutie. Especialy hackers with high priced and powerd computers. They spend thier lives online. I wounder how many personal relationships are realy built that way.
Guy: look it up you are on the internet duh!
by Wolfdg*8*mysoUl December 3, 2009
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Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.
Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.
by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010
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intent based networking

Putting unskilled people together in a tent to meet
Lets do some intent based networking you all!
by Pierredelacon December 5, 2017
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service networking

Generally a website (ex: RUNmyERRAND.com), where people can find others within their trusted community network to get things done. Inspired by Social Networking, Service Networking facilitates connections between people, and provides a trusted way to exchange services. From errand running to finding a plumber, Service Networking leverages the connections between people to provide trusted interactions of service within a community.
Sender: I just joined a service networking site, because I am so busy and need help with daily errands.

Runner: Service networking is a great way for me to help others in my community!
by Leah Busque February 10, 2009
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Networking

Present participle of Network (V)
The act of taking a "cable" and/or "wireless", connecting it to something that connects to something else and, voila! You now have Internet.
Matt: What is Networking?
Josh: See, you take a cable or wireless and you connect to some shit that connects to some other shit and then internet.
by blight01010 November 9, 2012
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Antisocial Networking

A term for connecting with somebody via a social network or other form of online communication when they are in the same vicinity, usually the same room.
An example of antisocial networking:

Facebook friend 1: hai

Facebook friend 2: greetings

Facebook friend 1: i feel antisocial

Facebook friend 2: ya rly
by SwimSquirrel July 26, 2010
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