Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 15, 2010
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Neckbeard

Anyone who makes long definitions to pointless words that nobody uses. AKA You.
"Why did this guy write a 20 Paragraph paper on the definition of Ratchet?"
"Because he's most likely some loser Neckbeard."
by Man Of Noob March 18, 2015
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Neckbeard

A byword used on HCRealms.com that best describes a gamer who has become an over excessive greed driven scalper/hoarder who is often known to make a 'living' selling toys and collectables on ebay from their parent's basement.
I've checked every store in the past 300miles for the new Toys R' Us exclusives, but they were all sold out!! Damn neckbearders!! Always jacking the goods forcing me to pay extra!
by GVirus August 26, 2011
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Neckbearding

Jokingly- A general term for the many actions an IT professional must do at work.

Derogatory- The act of doing unnecessarily time consuming technical things on a computer for the sake of epeen, lack of better things to do, or for no meaningful contribution to society.
Person: What have you been doing all day?
Neckbeard: I've been neckbearding in Linux all day.
by Neckbeard2142 November 20, 2013
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Neckbeard

Someone that uses i3, browses Reddit and uses discord on a daily basis, he is a Linux user and complains about things that no-one cares

While not necessary but the name might be Clyde.
The neckbeard Clyde: Omg this stores dotfiles in my home directory rage rage rage

Normal person: Shut up neckbeard Clyde
by AnusDestroyer2491 November 8, 2020
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Neckbeard

1) Facial hair that only grows undeneath the chin.

2) A synonym for a double chin , a neck that looks like a beard of flesh.
1) person 1: damn, that geek brother of mine has a horrible neckbeard. he can't even grow a real one.

2) person 2: yeah, he ate too much and grew a flesh neckbeard

person 1: he's guilty on both counts
by yardragon February 5, 2013
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Neckbeard

-a "redditor"
-a reddit mod
-pretty much anything having to do with reddit.
"yeah, i mean all I did was stand up for myself against like 100 users who seemed to be the same exact person then the freakin mod banned me"

I know right, pretty much every reddit mod is a complete neckbeard.
by seikavx August 19, 2022
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