being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.
This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.
Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.
Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.
Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!
Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career
comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.
Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!
Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career
comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 12, 2010
"Why did this guy write a 20 Paragraph paper on the definition of Ratchet?"
"Because he's most likely some loser Neckbeard."
"Because he's most likely some loser Neckbeard."
by Man Of Noob March 18, 2015
A byword used on HCRealms.com that best describes a gamer who has become an over excessive greed driven scalper/hoarder who is often known to make a 'living' selling toys and collectables on ebay from their parent's basement.
I've checked every store in the past 300miles for the new Toys R' Us exclusives, but they were all sold out!! Damn neckbearders!! Always jacking the goods forcing me to pay extra!
by GVirus August 24, 2011
Jokingly- A general term for the many actions an IT professional must do at work.
Derogatory- The act of doing unnecessarily time consuming technical things on a computer for the sake of epeen, lack of better things to do, or for no meaningful contribution to society.
Derogatory- The act of doing unnecessarily time consuming technical things on a computer for the sake of epeen, lack of better things to do, or for no meaningful contribution to society.
by Neckbeard2142 November 20, 2013
Someone that uses i3, browses Reddit and uses discord on a daily basis, he is a Linux user and complains about things that no-one cares
While not necessary but the name might be Clyde.
While not necessary but the name might be Clyde.
The neckbeard Clyde: Omg this stores dotfiles in my home directory rage rage rage
Normal person: Shut up neckbeard Clyde
Normal person: Shut up neckbeard Clyde
by AnusDestroyer2491 November 08, 2020
1) Facial hair that only grows undeneath the chin.
2) A synonym for a double chin , a neck that looks like a beard of flesh.
2) A synonym for a double chin , a neck that looks like a beard of flesh.
1) person 1: damn, that geek brother of mine has a horrible neckbeard. he can't even grow a real one.
2) person 2: yeah, he ate too much and grew a flesh neckbeard
person 1: he's guilty on both counts
2) person 2: yeah, he ate too much and grew a flesh neckbeard
person 1: he's guilty on both counts
by yardragon February 06, 2013
A term commonly used to describe those online who have many hours on a video game or social media (Reddit) or have no real lives outside of the video game world(s) or spheres of Social media. More so used for those who are assholes to new players and consider themselves gods in the video game they play.
Jim: Yo where has Henry been?
Simon: He's been inside the past 1 1/2 weeks playing League of Legends.
Jim: Oh so he's becoming a neckbeard?
Simon: He's been inside the past 1 1/2 weeks playing League of Legends.
Jim: Oh so he's becoming a neckbeard?
by Undeadvirtue August 13, 2021