Ayan is nearly the best 

Ayan is nearly the best but not as good as Kai

Person 1: Ayan is pretty cool but Kai is better!

Person 2: Same!!

Ayan is nearly the best but not as good as Kai

Ayan is nearly the best by kai.. August 5, 2021

Neaky 

A beautiful girl, who likes vanilla cigars and Halloween movies. She is often seen in dugouts and in gazebos. She is often found in small towns. If you find a neaky, befriend her at once you wont regret it at all!

Neaky made me wear that Michael
Myers mask to bed last night.

Neaky by a young Micheal Myers October 14, 2008

Neaky 

Most badass XBL clan in all the land,members are pushing the 15 mark...Neaky includes Babbs,Poojabba,Domeshot,Killa and Attack just to name a few..

Random #1: You hear about the Neakys?

Random #2: I heard they're number 1!

Random #1: Ya they smacked us last week :(

Neaky by HandJabba November 19, 2010

Nearly Not A Virgin 

When you ain't a virgin but you ain't a lad either. Your at a tragic point in your life where you have many times nearly lost your V-card but due to your awkwardness and lack of chat you failed to get some.

Person 1: Hey ain't see you in a while, you still a virgin?
Person 2: It's complicated
Person 1: What do you mean ??
Person 2: I'm nearly not a virgin

Nearly Not A Virgin by BigWez June 8, 2018

Nearly Pissed On the Third 

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.

Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.

Nearly Pissed On the Third by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

nearpy

When a person tells you that a word isn't a word

Someone on reddit told me nearpy wasnt a word so i made it one.

nearpy by Get nae-naed August 31, 2019

newrkys 

Newrkys is a asshole but very kind hearted she has the body of model and is funny All the time and always will be her self no matter who is around she’s loyal and will make a wonderful wife her smile gives u butterflies but yah can calm down cause nigga she’s mine

Damn shorty type bad
Damn that’s newrkys

newrkys by Dee4x November 22, 2021