Diseased Neanderthal

A white person, particularly one who is racist and ugly.

When you're a diseased neanderthal, you look 50 by the time you hit 25.

by Charming Dentist January 7, 2024

Neanderthalitis

A migraine that one feels in their eyebrows causing the person to be conscious about their face resembling a Neanderthal. They also feel conscious about their Neanderthal-like posture that caused the migraine in the first place.

Jana: my head has been killing me for hours but now I even feel it in my eyebrows. Do I have Neanderthalitis?

by Wedotrollin February 21, 2025

spontaneous neanderthalism

The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.

Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.

by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010

Spiraling Neanderthal

When you fuck a redhead on her period.

This chick I banged last night was the worst Spiraling Neanderthal I have ever done!

by KaneKewl November 4, 2011

The neanderthal mark

When you are having sexual encounters with an individual and you suddenly notice their ex's name is still tattooed on them you suddenly jizz on the name and use your dick to leave your mark

I gave her the neanderthal mark.

by Anne$pitz November 27, 2022

Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Neo-Neanderthal

The kind of people (both male and female), who instinctively only care about breeding with a cute/attractive counterpart. They are usually not very well educated and spend their time in bars scouting for potential victims of their blissful ignorance on using others.

"Dude, check out that guy jumping through that group of fine girls..."
"Yeah mate! She's a total neo-neanderthal!"

by Thedoragon November 24, 2017