Modern Neanderthal

A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't

Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!

by MyNameIsNotJay September 5, 2022

Neanderthalitis

A migraine that one feels in their eyebrows causing the person to be conscious about their face resembling a Neanderthal. They also feel conscious about their Neanderthal-like posture that caused the migraine in the first place.

Jana: my head has been killing me for hours but now I even feel it in my eyebrows. Do I have Neanderthalitis?

by Wedotrollin February 21, 2025

Diseased Neanderthal

A white person, particularly one who is racist and ugly.

When you're a diseased neanderthal, you look 50 by the time you hit 25.

by Charming Dentist January 7, 2024

retarded little neanderthal

A race of people in the Ratan Galaxy known as Vatians, instead of doing their own homework and being patient they tried to fuck themselves to death and make everyone else join. They pretend to be alive and use the Irish as a scapegoat.

The Vatians started project 'retarded little neanderthal' with 100% efficacy and providence, be happy don't worry life's short be an aashole.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

Neanderthal Supremacist

An ideology that views Neanderthals as supreme to homo sapiens. A view so niche that it could only be held by fat, sperging self-proclaimed 'cavemen' who've failed in every aspect of life to the point of coping by calling themselves Neanderthal supremacist.

Hey, David, see that fat, smelly idiot over there? What's the deal with him
Oh, Mike, he's just a Neanderthal Supremacist

by Caomat November 4, 2023

Neanderthal

unrefined, primitive-mannered, aloof techbros, usually seen walking in herds or packs in your organisation. (A.k.a neo's, like the matrix!)

yo wtf, there's a bunch of neos or neanderthals sitting on our desk!

by Storeman March 10, 2024

The neanderthal mark

When you are having sexual encounters with an individual and you suddenly notice their ex's name is still tattooed on them you suddenly jizz on the name and use your dick to leave your mark

I gave her the neanderthal mark.

by Anne$pitz November 27, 2022