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The Nazi scat laws 

a set of laws in nazi germany that states that if a soldier does not have intercouse where the two participants are covered in shit piss vomit cum diet coke boogers asshole juice discharge eyeball crust and more shit, they will be put to death via godzilla sacrifice
Hitler: Uou have violated The Nazi Scat laws, DIE!!
nazi soldier: nooo
michel jordin:jumpsot
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Nazi Sledgehammer 

Shitting in a condom and freezing it to make a dildo.
"Shit, I forgot the dildo"
"Well have you got a condom?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'll make us a Nazi Sledgehammer"

Nazi snowflake machine 

A distasteful way of saying incinerator.
Jim: How do you think we should deal with terrorists?
Me: I think we should line them up in front of a nazi snowflake machine and shove them in.
Jim: So they can all finally feel special?
Me: Yep

giant nazi slapper 

someone who slaps a large amount of nazi's
look john just slapped 12 nazi's

NAZI slam 

when a man is fucking a girl extremely hard, and then he yells "hail hilter", pulls out an unloaded pistol, and puts it up to the girls head. Then as she screams the man pistol whips her and then he cums deep in her throat, so when she wakes up she cannot talk properly and sounds german.
Jay: Yo what's MAria's problem today
Ryan: I totally NAZI slammed her last night bro.
NAZI slam by Marty Plopfood November 25, 2007

Nazi Scum 

The new catch-all term for anyone in the UK who's been negatively affected by unwanted 'multiculturalism' and open-door mass immigration.
Mary: Nobody serving the tills at my local bakery speaks English any more...
Christopher: You fucking BNP loving Nazi scum.

Jack: I wanted to get a job at that factory but the government is forcing them to fill equality quotas so they turned me down.
Kyle: You uneducated right-wing Nazi scum - immigrants only take the jobs that British people don't want!

Edward: That illegal Bangladeshi immigrant just tried to sell me marijuana.
Jennifer: NAZI SCUM OFF OUR STREETS!
Nazi Scum by Politixxx July 27, 2010
In reference to BMW or VW or anything german made that a human can ride in.
"I'm not riding in that Nazi sled"
Nazi Sled by Ox Vox April 7, 2008