Cinematic Narcolepsy

A mental disorder that prevents the completion of works of cinema, including film and lengthy television or stage play shows, due to a chronic and consistent inability to stay awake until the end of said performances without making an effort.

We decided that we were better served ordering the movie at home when it comes out on streaming because my girlfriend’s cinematic narcolepsy means it may take a few days to finish the movie.

by ArabianFA April 14, 2022

Narcolepsy

Someone who snitches, but only when they are asleep.

Sean would never tell, unless he falls asleep. He was diagnosed with narcolepsy a year ago.

by Damn, Dan July 6, 2016

Olympic Narcolepsy

A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.

Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.

Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.

by cyberphunkisms February 22, 2010

Boner narcolepsy

When you pretend to be asleep because you don't want your roommate to think you are checking out his raging boner.

Pretending to be asleep (lapsing into classic Boner Narcolepsy) , I kept my eyes closed and lay perfectly still while Stephano pranced about our dorm room with a massive boner.

by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016

Post Culinary Narcolepsy

A Slang Medical Term for when you fall asleep after eating Food, Or when you are very tired and want to fall asleep.

Also Shortened to PCN

"I am suffering from Post Culinary Narcolepsy after that meal"

by MRsneezy August 10, 2007

Nantucket Narcolepsy Rod

penis

how'd you like some of my Nantucket Narcolepsy Rod?

by Nantucket Narcolepsy Rod Master September 6, 2003

Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS)

When one sits down in a conference room, and no matter how interesting the topic, one falls asleep immediately.

Co-Worker: "What class did you go to?"

You: "That one I was really excited about yesterday."

Co-Worker: "Was it as good as you thought it would be?"

You: "I don't know, I came down with Conference Induced Narcolepsy Syndrome (CINS) when I sat down."

by JTIBF August 18, 2010