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That guy we found in that discord server, made out of cheese. Pointless like biker rails.
Blake Lands. Tyler Cho. James Koch. My best friend Jim.
I just broke those rules and I bet you this will not be rejected
UD:We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Every single definition: No.
by thebananaman May 12, 2023
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Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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Name Definition

pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy

sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it
Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
Guy 1: stfu.
by Stupid Af July 18, 2021
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name definitions

if i see another another name definition on here i am literally going to explode
troll that writes name definitions: billyshrub is the kindest person you'll ever meet. he is super cool and-
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP
by billyshrub July 6, 2023
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