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people who try to act like they are better then other people when it comes to video games they have no experience with.
noob: oMY GODS I AM SO KIKED UR AZZ LOLLLLLZZ!!!1!!!!!!
RGamer: Stfu n00b.
noob: NO NO YOU SUX YOU SHUT UP
RGamer: shut up dude you suck
noob: NO NO I DO NOT SUCK YOU SUCK LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHahhAHhahah!
OGamer: Dude wtf?
noob: AHHAHA I OWN YOU BECUASE THIS PERSON IS STUPID
RGamer: Man ill kick your ass n00b
noob: OKAY KETS GO LEMME SEE YOU TRY!!!!!1!!
RGamer Has logged off
noob: HAHHAHAH I HE SCAREDOF ME
OGamer: Man you suck
OGamer has logged off
by blackmage53 December 8, 2004
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a peron who thinks they are very "internet savvy" but they just make them self look stupid.
n00b : HAHA I PWND J00!!!
guy : lol n00b
n00b : IM NOT A N00B YOU HAX0R LOL I ROCK!!!
guy : wat a n00b
by bob February 22, 2004
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These newcomers usually think of themselves as cyber celebs, have bad grammer, brag in a fagish way, and are overall annoying.
n00b:o fu mofo i am t3h best so dont sass me!!1!1!1!11

normal person:Speak in English please.

n00b:U BAK TOKKED MEH NOW I AM GONNA REPORT U FO SPAMMIN MAH HANGOUT SPOT
by hi March 15, 2005
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n00bs

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very irratable and enoying. A Person who is new to something but acts like they are an expert, also usually using the "1337" hacker language. . . which is also a pile of bollox to be honest.
A n00b is different to a newb tho. a newb is new to something, but with out the stupid questions and big headed-ness.
n00b: I OwnZ Joo all LOL11!!1!11!1! , how do i get in the vehicle? LOL!!!11!!
Player: Press E
n00b: i Gonnas Pwn Joo ass LOL!L!11!!
Player: Burn in hell u fu*king piss sh*t
by Ryan Dean April 20, 2005
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n00bspace

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A myspace page that is utterly childish and n00bish. Usually occurs when users under 14 begin using myspace. Consists of:
surveys in your about me
(most)layouts with hearts in it
sparkly pictures
things falling from the top of your page
Ben: Did you see that sixth-grader's myspace?
Jill: You mean her n00bspace? What's with the falling hearts?
by Blakeley July 2, 2007
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pwning n00bs

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Term used by nerds who play online games refering to the action of dominating people who are new to the game or have little experience.
Blueshirt4557:"I'm going to pwn so many n00bs 2day"
Blackshirt34:"But yesterday you said that and got pwned yourself."
Blueshirt4557:"Stfu faggot"
by Mr.Toarster July 25, 2004
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n00bs

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Somebody on a internet gaming/forum site who is likely to be illiterate and say lol , stfu and things along those lines. They are also likely to be stupid enought to say "Wtf? Wat?" when you call them a n00b or say anything slightly intelligent.
n00b: LyK OmFG y DnT U jSt stfu!11!!one!!!1!!
Normal Person: What a n00b
n00b: Wtf Is ThT?
Normal Person: A new person who is stupid and irritating e.g you
n00b: LYK OmG CnT beLeive You I Am RepORtiNG YOu!oNe!!!!111111111
Normal Person: What for may i ask?
n00b: PweAse DonAte ME SoMeThinG
by .The.Evil.Muffin. May 2, 2005
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