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mysteryologist 

Usually, a self described person, who ideates solutions to puzzles.

One who creates written mysteries for others to enjoy or solve, such as mystery writers.

The person who is constantly quizzing those assembled with mostly unanswerable problems of little import.
Reuben; So, what's the probability that a giant Godzilla like egg is at the bottom of this pond, and when this rock lands on it the thing will crack open and hatch out to trash the town over there?

Shire; Beats me, probably the same odds that you would have if the pond would suddenly freeze over and the rock would bounce back and brain you in the head.

Giles; So what makes you think you are a couple of mysteryologists? The only question I can see is that you both seem to have beat the odds and not been removed from the gene pool, by now!
mysteryologist by the Toad October 2, 2010

mystery meat 

meat that is not readily identifiable, especially as served
in a student dining hall, fraternity house, etc
I am not going to eat that mystery meat unless someone can tell me what it is.
mystery meat by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Mystery fold (Noun) 

When a girl is so fat that you can’t tell the difference between her cunt (vagina) and all the other folds around it.
That DUFF had so many mystery folds that I thought I was having an orgy.

Mystery dick

Someone that refuses to shower after sport or wears, underwear or shorts preventing teammates from seeing the dick.
See Tom after the game? He was a real mystery dick.
Mystery dick by Aussie big boy October 16, 2020

mystery girl 

A female who is mysterious. She is a mystery girl who lives in a mystery world and mystery boys will be her toys. She is rather snazzy basically.
Mystery girl enjoys a nice cup of tea and a sit down.
mystery girl by m_g July 24, 2008

mystery method 

Mystery Method is a seduction process designed around the psychology of female attraction towards men with alpha male behavioral attributes, most particularly on the subtle level. Fundamentally, the method works under the principle that any man can showcase alpha-like behavioral traits through posture and positioning, conversation and other, more subtle practices while interacting with women, hence increasing his chances for more successful pick-ups.
Mark stopped behaving like a nervous, appologetic fool around women when he learned about the mystery method and how to apply it.
mystery method by Doc Xavian June 20, 2008