mythical morning

a morning where everything seems to be just perfect and amazing and is probably the best morning of your life. sadly this morning doesnt exist so its a mythical morning.

i wish for a mythical morning.

by whatgum July 17, 2012

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mythical python

The child caught in the downfall of man via his trusty chode, which was forged bla the fire of Satan's toe nail. With his famous words he spoke "ohh ohh i spilled my spaghetti o's"

The mythical python shall rain on you.

by JR_1215 January 13, 2017

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mythical essence

The smell of semen

lol nice mythical essence, you were totally not wanking over there

by WeirdSpecialties June 1, 2017

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The word "MythicalOCE" comes from the Latin language back in 100 BC, it means that your penis is to small for your dads butt hole as it is a myth to why it is like that. Your feelings towards to your gracious father are very strong and tend to increase everyday. You would like to express feelings for him but u are unable to obtain a big enough penis to do so.

Son: "why wont it go in?"
Dad: "You must have MythicalOCE"

by SonarAU November 4, 2019

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Mythical Ratio

The ratio between any two different mythical creatures, weapons, items, or persons.
This ratio is calculated by dividing the weapon, person, or creature's kills or lives saved by one hundred.

The mythical ratio of Thor's hammer is blah blah blah.

by Real_NoobToob October 28, 2020