myspace magic

When a person looks better in their myspace pictures than they do in real life.

Dan: "That chick I saw on myspace is so hot."
John: "Don't get your hopes up, it's just myspace magic."

by Saranader January 15, 2008

Myspace Photo

Any photo taken by photographing oneself in the bathroom mirrior.

I took my myspace photo in the bathroom.

by Pete December 27, 2004

Myspam

Any of the assorted crap received on MySpace, such as friend requests from people who want the highest friend count, strippers who want you to see (and pay) them via the web, adverts from bands, and inane messages from people who don't bother reading your profile.

Oh great. More myspam.

by Tony Cord February 1, 2006

myspace lurk

someone(preferably a creeper) who checks out other people's myspaces more than 10 times a day and doesn't leave comments or any indication they were even there; lurkers must be sly. they may also know personal information about the people they be lurkin'.

Timmy: "dude Greg knows about my plans this weekend and i haven't talked to him in a month."
Johnny: "no shit. Greg is such a myspace lurk. gotta watch out for him"
Timmy: "fucking lurker..."

by alinaaa February 14, 2007

myspace

A website a bunch of your friends begged you to join, so you joined it and became completely addicted. However, after about a month or so, you finally realized that even though you had thousands of friends added, you're still a loser. You tried to take pictures of your half-nude self with the camera at a shitty angle so you could get more comments, but it just wasn't working. Even after you edited out your acne and moles, you still weren't being satisfied with the attention you craved.

You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity.

Some annoying freshman left a comment in my blog telling me about how her high school drop-out friend was way cooler than I'll ever be. Laughing, I deleted my MySpace account. The next day, a friend asked me why I deleted the account, and low and behold, the shit-eating freshman was standing right next to her and looking at me as if she was worthy of an answer as well.

Do yourself a favor. Delete your MySpace.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

myspace

A social network that is superficial and analogous like facebook. People just bullshitting and bragging about what they do have. People trying to see who has more friends and please post a comment on my picture or you will die in 24 hours.

Just an extremely waste of my time. I am glad I left that website. Moreover, I am wasting my time right now acknowledging myspace, but its worth it to show my perspective so other future users will not waste their time. Life is too short and precious, enjoy the outdoors instead of trying to act cool on myspace.

What social network do a lot of people use before facebook?

Oh thats myspace.

by david faustino August 29, 2012

myspace answer

when you recieve a comment or message on myspace that instead of being how the person usually talks is made to sound revolutionary.

Regular Answer: It's okay.
Myspace Answer: It's alright dude, you do whatever the fuck you want because you are your own person and no one owns you.

by EEHS May 10, 2007