Not my baby baby

A baby that is not yours, but that you repeatedly have to tell people is not your baby because your ex girlfriend got pregnant by another guy so shortly after you broke up that everyone assumes it’s your bastard spawn no matter how many times you tell them it’s not.

I’m about to go on Maury and take a paternity test just to prove my ex’s new baby is a not my baby baby.

Not my baby baby by arnie123 June 8, 2018

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A dingo ate my baby

refers to the Azaria Chamberlain disappearance. The incident occurred in Australia in 1980 - a baby disappeared under mysterious circumstances near Uluru (Ayers Rock). The mother, Lindy Chamberlain, camping with her family, claimed to have seen a dingo carrying her baby from their tent, and immortalised the phrase, "The dingo's got my baby!". She was convicted of murdering her baby but later acquitted when new evidence suggested that the baby was, in fact, killed by a dingo.

-"Hey Lindy, where is your baby?"
-"A dingo ate my baby!"

A dingo ate my baby by Alonha August 5, 2008

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The KKK Took My Baby Away

Oh no they took my baby!

What should I do The KKK Took My Baby Away?

The KKK Took My Baby Away by joe c August 21, 2004

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Dingo ate my baby

The incident occurred in Australia in 1980 - a baby disappeared under mysterious circumstances near Uluru (Ayers Rock). The mother, Lindy Chamberlain, camping with her family, claimed to have seen a dingo carrying her baby from their tent, and immortalized the phrase, "The dingo's got my baby!". She was convicted of murdering her baby but later acquitted when new evidence suggested that the baby was, in fact, killed by a dingo

Oh frizzlewitz the dingo ate my baby.... again

Dingo ate my baby by Ashley and that one Amazingkid January 30, 2009