My ass

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.

Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!

by DarthKieduss December 19, 2013

My ass

The most plump, juicy thing you will ever seen. Count your days because this ass might round house you and send you out of this world

Look at my ass

by Bigbiddy November 23, 2021

on my ass

being super fucked up from a drug of some sort, but being at a relaxed state

“i was on my ass when i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 09, 2020

Clog my ass

Exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Similar in usage to Aussie "Fuck me dead"

I finally passed my finals...Clog my ass that is awesome!

Clog my ass, I've just missed my train!

by HansSausage August 10, 2020

look at my ass

Another way of saying "I'll tell you what"

Look at my ass, I'll give it to you for a hundred bucks

by PersonGettingOlder July 31, 2023

Riding my ass

The experience of having a person, most likely driving a large truck or SUV with their high beams on, tailgating you at night when you are clearly exceeding the posted speed limit.

Dude, this chode was riding my ass the whole ride home even though I was going 20 MPH over the speed limit!

by JerryTurnpike June 01, 2014

bust my ass

To work exceedingly hard on or for something that probably wasn't worth the fucks given.

Seriously Joe? I bust my ass on this stupid chocolate mousse, and then you tell me you're allergic to cocoa? Go suck a dick Joe, suck a fucking dick.

by skill3t December 28, 2014