Murphed

The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.

Last night at the frat house Murph Murphed me!

I was Murphed last night.

by Sammvv August 23, 2016

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Murphed

To get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. The poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.

Customer: "I have a basic phone. If I get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?"

Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"

That customer just got Murphed!

by redsevenx February 10, 2013

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murphed

to get messed up(by someone or in something)

raul just murphed you!

by Kellington Brown March 10, 2008

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Murphing

(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.

Got this new Supreme shirt so murphing must be the best way to break it in. Everyone needs to know!

by whatsthewordwordword October 16, 2015

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MURPHED

When you're high off ecstacy pills.
for those who don't know ecstasy is an illegal drug usually taken at raves.

person 1 : are you on e ?
person 2 : yeaah man. im so murphed right now!

by ellejhay June 1, 2006

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to continue to take part in an online political forum discussion even after one has already said one's good-byes

The other poster's message about Clinton's sex life got her so riled that she could not resist murphing for a quick rebuttal, and then another one, and then another one.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

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