munt

To chunder specifically due to binge drinking, and most often of beer. The best munt is mainly beer, with a few chunks within.
I munted on your head because it was funny and we were drunk.
by Aspirex November 13, 2005
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verb: to ass-rape someone so hard, that all there holes become one
noun: to be munted
FORMAL: to be dressed in black tie attire and address each other as Mr. and Mrs. or Ms.
MEDIVAL: to have a spear or dagger on the end of the dig, (very painful)
by Weeslaw and Shrank February 17, 2005
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a spazzy dweeb. emerges from the use of the word munt to mean throwing up. someone unattractive, odd, disgusting.
look at the munty face on that chick!
by mr27 September 12, 2006
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1: When a man's pants are so tight that the seam of his pants seperates his testicles, making them clearly visible.

2: The male equivalent of camel toe
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That's a frightening case of munt...
by Derella May 27, 2005
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The alternate personality buried deep within the subconcious that comes out after excessive alcohol consumption. Sexually aroused by the ugliest bargoyle, much to the confusion of it's peers.
Fuck me he's had 7 whiskys the munt is truly upon him
by Gav October 22, 2003
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to vomit due to alchole

nicholls munted after one sip of beer
by kof October 05, 2003
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a word to describe a situation where someone has indulged on a substance to such extremes that they can no longer outsmart a fish.

Derived from "munter" which typically means a fantastically ugly woman.
"I don't know what shit I was smoking last night - but I had a BIG munt!"

"Yeh bitch, break out the pipe - let's get a munt on!"

"Just call me Mr Munt... *toke*"
by boona April 27, 2006
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