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mumsessed

verb: to be obsessed with Marcus Mumford (musician) and/or Mumford and Sons (band). Being Mumsessed means the person is about all things Mumford and Sons. This person has everything pertaining to Marcus Mumford and Mumford and Sons. He/She is in atleast 3 Mumford And Sons or Marcus Mumford love groups on Facebook, Follows all pages dedicated to Mumford And Sons on Twitter, has a tumblr account just for Mumford feed, and owns Mumford and Sons albums. This person always bashes anyone against Mumford and Sons and will ALWAYS defend them when someone insults them. This person is a TRUE Mumford and Sons fan who is obsessed with them.
Matty: "Listen to this new Ke$ha song!"
Cady: "I hate Ke$ha, I'd rather be mumsessed."

Being mumsessed is a big responsibility, you have to ABSOLUTELY L.O.V.E. great music!
by awesomemumford July 3, 2011
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mums the word

I heard Elaine's parents are out of town tonight and she's lonely! I'm gonna go over. Mums the word!
by P Ha September 29, 2004
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mums life

Used in a conversation to prove a point.
Bobby; My dog did a backflip today una
RS; Nah your chatting ****
Al-Wi; Truss, don't believe her
Bobby; mums life she did, the backflip was mad still.
by bobsR January 28, 2018
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Mumped

Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.
Example 1:

Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"

Chuck : "I got mumped badly"

Example 2:

Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"
by Reverend Poleman March 20, 2009
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mumpus

“Hey John! That mumpus was delicious”.

“Did you get that surgery yet, Adam?”

“No bro, my mumpus is falling off”.
by Mumpussauce March 29, 2021
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Mums soul

Kind of like saying you promise? Or saying you swear on god
Say mums soul that you kissed that girl
by Blazing bull dog December 31, 2021
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Mumsie man

A man who calls their significant otherMommy
Kevin is a Mumsie man, he calls Sarah mommy
by Imamunch March 15, 2023
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