mulch pile

when a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass good and the shit dries on it

Man I was gonna lick her ring but she had a mulch pile.

by perversed1 May 13, 2005

mulchberry

A girl who doesn't like matcha, but loves its shades. She once said matcha just tastes like mulch but looks beautiful and fresh as a berry.

I'Mulchberry

by Mulchberry December 2, 2021

Mulch

Free coffee, total trash.

Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.

Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.

James is in the bathroom, his stomach is churning from all the mulch he drank this morning.

by DB0380 April 21, 2023

munching the mulch

When one licks another’s butthole.

I accidentally walked in on Cassandra while munching the mulch of her boyfriend.

by Mulch muncher May 27, 2023

Mulch Rip

A hit taken from a water pipe (bong) that is roughly half tobacco and half marijuana bud. Also known as Spliff Rips, Mullies, Mixers, and Zorb.

"I just took the largest mulch rip, feel totally zorbed out"

by Jon the Blaptist March 22, 2010

bone mulch

The stuff a dude leaves on chick when done hittin it.

I left a load of bone mulch on Lesli's back last night.

by MU46 October 19, 2004

Mulching

A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.

After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?

by TechnoKitten72 October 7, 2013