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Cancer Muggle

A person that thinks they know anything and everything about cancer
Susan: Lavender cures cancer!!
Person: Shut up Susan, you're not my oncologist, you cancer muggle
by trashmouth_tozier January 4, 2019
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muggy cunt

1) A gentleman who is trying to make you look a fool in front of your associates.

2) A reputedly nasty character of less than average intelligence.
Your not football supporters, your fucking muggy little cunts

I should fuckin' open you up you muggy cunt
by Johnny S December 19, 2005
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mugga

A Philly word meaning money. Started by Philly rapper Joey Jihad AKA Mr. Mugga
I ain't worried about you dudes, I'm trying to get my mugga right
by sygon July 17, 2009
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Stripper Mugged

When you go alone to a strip club with way to much money and a stripper talks you into going to the VIP room. One hour later you are out 800 bucks and only got three lap dances! You got stripper mugged!
Ted was on a business trip by himself and had to spend the night at a motel. He decided to go to a strip club and have a few drinks to unwind. Thirty minutes and two beers later he was enamored by a stripper and started up a conversation. Next thing he knows, he is walking out of the club broke and pissed off because the bitch talked him into the VIP where she proceeded to milk only his wallet. Ted realized that if he would have had a wing man he would not have been so dumb. Always go to the club with your boys or you may get stripper mugged.
by golite January 16, 2009
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Muggle Quidditch

The most awesome sport you will ever play. It's similar to the version of Quidditch played in the Harry Potter books and movies, but made to be played in real life. It's played mostly by people who played actual sports in high school, but decide to be more nerdy in college.

Basically, the rules are the same as the version in the books. There are two teams of seven players. Three are Chasers, whose job it is to take the Quaffle up the field and score through the hoops. Two are Beaters, who take the Bludgers and beat people on the other team. Then there is the Keeper, who guards the hoops and starts the play. Lastly, there is the Seeker, whose job it is to catch the Snitch and end the game.

The differences are that players don't actually fly, but run around with brooms in between their legs. The Quaffle is a volleyball, the Bludgers are dodge balls that are thrown by the Beaters, the hoops are made out of PBC pipes and hoola-hoops, and the Snitch is a person. When you are hit with a Bludger, you are "beat" and have to run back to your hoops before continuing to play. To catch the Snitch, the Seeker has to pull a tennis ball stuffed in a sock stuck in the back of the Snitch's pants. And instead of earning 150 points for catching the Snitch, the team only gets 30.

It's a full contact sport, with a lot of tackling and no protective padding. It's also replacing ultimate frisbee at most colleges.
John: Hey, I go to a communications college and am a big fan of Harry Potter! I want to meet people and stay active, and it would be awesome to do at the same time.

Dan: Dude, you should play Muggle Quidditch!

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Jared: Aw, man, that game was rough! I got beat five times in a row, and got tackled by the Keeper before I could score! Then, the other team's Seeker got the Snitch before we could get 30 points up.

Fred: Wait, do you play Muggle Quidditch?

Jared: Yay! It's like the cooler version of rugby!
by george weasley March 28, 2012
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Warm and Muggy

The act of inserting the testicles into a waiting rectum. Named for the conditions required for such an insertion to be feasible.
Due to the shrinkage caused by the cold weather, he was unable to give her a warm and muggy.
by Carolyn "Biddy" Martin February 17, 2009
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Barney-mugging

Barney-mugging, is a slang word from the 1920's meaning SEX
Yup, I was barney-mugging Ashley all night long baby! Whoooo!!!
by AlreadyDead June 20, 2007
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