mudflaps

a description of the sagging labia minora. When a woman's inner pussy lips hang or protrude outside of a woman's pussy resembling a trucker's mudflaps. Often associated with age or child birth. Loathed by young men, savored by older men. Cursed by all women and often the leading reason for designer vaginal rejuvination.

Ewe, Dad, did you see the mudflaps on that old stripper? Yeah, Son I did. Mudflaps are great to suck on.

by nohalo4meinKC February 14, 2009

mudflap chinstrap

A mudflap chinstrap is armor worn by whores when they give you a blumpkin.

That bitch was freaky. She offered to give me a blumpkin, but since I kinda cared about her I let her put on her mudflap chinstrap just in case there was any splash back.

by meestamo December 23, 2008

Missouri mudflap

A Mullet. See Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Shorty Longback

I must have seen a dozen Missouri mudflaps at the fair.

by spanishfly May 13, 2005

Swedish Mudflap

It's when someone gives you a blowjob with snus in their mouth, and the snus runs down onto your balls like a mudflap.

Hey honey, I'd like an Ettan Swedish mudflap this morning.

by Professor Xia June 1, 2011

Texas Mudflap

When a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. He places his erect penis flush against her anus as she begins to shit. As each turd is released and breaks off, the erect penis slaps back against the anus. This creates the distinct slapping sound of the Texas Mudflap.

"Thanks for the Texas Mudflap Hailee, my dick sure is shitty now," said Brett. "No problem, anytime," exclaimed Hailee.

by Nicole Brewer July 8, 2007

Colombian mud slap

The act of scoping sex juices from a females ass and slapping her across her face with it.

That bitch was so skanky she begged Hantzel to give her the Colombian mud slap.

by Schellas. J Cox. Novz January 3, 2009

Mudflapping

the act of motor boating your girlfriends behind.

man i totally want to be mudflapping our waitress right now

by mm14 November 13, 2011