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Motel Matches

Motel matches used to be matchbooks with the motel's name on the cover. If you met a girl or a guy in a bar or wherever and saw them use motel matches to light their cigarettes or someone else's, then it would be possible to assume that this person was a frequent "visitor" to that particular motel...or some kind of sex worker.
Elvis Costello had a song on his "Get Happy!!" album in the 1980's with that same title "Motel Matches".

There's a chorus in the song that goes:

"Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches
I struck lucky with motel matches
Falling for you without a second look
Falling out of your open pocketbook
Giving you away like motel matches"

Implying that he's falling in love with a Hooker
Yeah I thought she was the one. But nope... She was all just motel matches.

I passed on hittin' that.
by shobuz99 July 25, 2019
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Motel Romp

Finding a quaint quiet motel to bang the snot out of your girlfriend.
Me and Kelly went for a motel romp.
by Noahtastic May 12, 2007
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no-tell motel

run-down motel usually built in the 60's or 70's, preferably located just off the highway or in a sketchy part of town; usually known for reasonable hourly rates
Hey, I just saw Jerry's minivan outside the Crestview Motor Lodge.

What's he doing at that no-tell motel?

Hey man, ignorance is bliss. Know what I'm sayin'?
by ErsatzRubric August 10, 2006
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Montelongo

Lets visit Montelongo, Italy!!
by jay55 March 4, 2009
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MowtenDoo

Known for making youtube videos about his god, Terry Crews. He believes Terry Crews is the pinnacle of life itself. He also believes that smoking weed everyday is essential to life.
person 1: "asked person 2 if he/she had ever seen a MowtenDoo video"
person 2: yells "Poweeeeeeeeeeeer! Thats right."
by lensflare December 7, 2016
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Motel 6 Wi-Fi

A term for any public Wi-Fi that requires you to pay for an access code to use. These usually cost $3 per hour and is most prevalent in hotels, restaurants, and any other locations that exploit this. And once you do connect, you'll probably won't be able to watch YouTube or Netflix, or otherwise get into online games due to their crappy speed. See McDonald's Wi-Fi.

Named after Motel 6 whose Wi-Fi asks you to pay to use it.
At any Motel 6 location:
Susumu: Hey Kagami, are you up for some Smash online?

Kagami: Sure thing, pal. Just gotta connect my Switch to the... wait, it says you have to pay to use it?

Susumu: Yeah. Unfortunately, Motel 6 decided to be greedy jerks by asking all of their guests to buy an access code to hop on. You can play off of mine using the second Joy-Con, but don't get it greasy!

Kagami: Screw Motel 6 Wi-Fi. And the speed here isn't probably that good anyways.
by The Real Driller February 10, 2019
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Motel Silverstream

"Man im glad i dont live in Motel Silverstream...."
by CATCAT11 September 1, 2018
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