motherload

A term used to describe the bounty left by the anus through defication.

"Here I sit, same as ever,
took a dump, pulled the lever.
The toilet clogged...the water flowed,
look out world, it's a motherload."

by Don January 16, 2003

Motherloader

Cheapskate. Someone who lives off parents and has no money.

Why do you live off your mom, you motherloader.

by POSERE September 22, 2012

motherboard

The main commanding spaceship of the Zipconians.

see Zipcon

The motherboard will next be visiting Earth on #$%$#%$#%#%#.
The actual dates and times are CLASSIFIED!!!!!

by Zipconian Kane May 8, 2004

Motherload

When a big clump of dried up poop is stuck in a clump of butt hairs right below the balls and just above the butthole.

Hey dude, i have this really annoying motherload im trying to get rid of, have any idea's?..

by Capptain Howdy January 9, 2009

Motherload

Where a person lays there hand flat, then the person jabs the ends of there fingers into a persons side quickly (between the armpit and the hip).

side jab
Motherload

by RipJaw May 10, 2011

install a chick's motherboard

to copulate with a woman

"Yeah, I went over there to set up her printer, and I ended up having to install a chick's motherboard!!!"

by will (credit to andy) July 8, 2007

motherload

Refers to whichever one was da "magic bullet" out of all da sperm-outflows dat you spurted inside a "willing" chick over a period of time --- i.e., which one got her knocked up.

I always either ask a gal if she can get pregnant or use protection, so dat none of my gleeful ejaculations between her legs will be a "motherload".

by QuacksO November 6, 2022