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Otter Mothering

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Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
by Fifi Mama January 3, 2021
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ya mothers lips

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something you say to offend someone when they ask whats this. or to say something about there mother too piss them off
Ayden: hey whats this?

Logan: ya mothers lips
Ayden: *offended*
by thejewboi April 5, 2022
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the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)
Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009
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Mothershipping

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The act of multiple men |docking| their penises within one man's extremely stretchable and versatile foreskin, who is thereby the mothership.
Bill had been docking for some years now, so he began mothershipping professionally to earn a living.
by TheDockMaster August 22, 2012
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It will rain shortly, expect rain in the next 20 minutes or so.
Q. Shall we have a picnic Ginger?
A. No Sedgewick, it's black over bills mothers house.
by John Stevenson June 10, 2004
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When you say something and someone else doesn’t believe it, you say Mothers Life meaning you are telling the absolute truth (swearing on your Mothers Life)
Student: Mothers Life I weren’t talking, Miss.
by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019
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absent mothers

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Mothers that #1: should not have been mothers.
They were always absent in taking care of their children.
These mothers end up with disfunctional children.
Unfortunately the children pay the price, because of the selfish mother.
Disfunctional absent mothers breed disfunctional children. And it's unfortunate for the children.
by str June 11, 2006
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