morts

an excellent cubby builder and accomplished sangria mixologist

also can be an undercover investigative journalist

the cubby had an excellent structure thanks to the morts.

by mcdarcington January 5, 2010

Mort

A really good looking beast that gets the babes

Whoa!! Have you seen Mort yet!! I love him!!

by ygwygyxewuehcewhchvhv March 26, 2013

Mort

the name i gave to the bitchass hoe who keeps hacking into my phone

"Why do u keep texting me random letters?"
"Sorry thats not me thats motherfucking Mort i hate him"

by annab.s3 July 1, 2020

Mort

A professional gamer who is really based and beats their friends in EVERY game XD

''Mort is such a fucking pro gamer''

by homeboymort December 28, 2020

Mort

A person who is Mort is mad and short.

Short person: aargh I'm angry.
Other person: Haha he's mort

by HjalmarTV June 26, 2019

Mort

A person who lacks any good looks or intelligence, does stupid retarded mistakes all the time, often referred to as a cross between a mole and a wart

Ugly Brenda fell on her face again..... The mort

by Crim_boi June 10, 2014

Morte

Morte is an irc addict.

OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte

by tom January 2, 2004