Mort

Girl.Girl friend.
Think it may have originated during Napoleonic wars. 'Mort' as in death as in slang for catching syphilis from a female.

..going to see my mort. Had my mort with me. Used a lot around ports.

by Mr Passing through August 04, 2008

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the name i gave to the bitchass hoe who keeps hacking into my phone

"Why do u keep texting me random letters?"
"Sorry thats not me thats motherfucking Mort i hate him"

by annab.s3 July 02, 2020

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A professional gamer who is really based and beats their friends in EVERY game XD

''Mort is such a fucking pro gamer''

by homeboymort December 28, 2020

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Short person: aargh I'm angry.
Other person: Haha he's mort

by HjalmarTV June 26, 2019

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A person who lacks any good looks or intelligence, does stupid retarded mistakes all the time, often referred to as a cross between a mole and a wart

Ugly Brenda fell on her face again..... The mort

by Crim_boi June 10, 2014

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Morte

Morte is an irc addict.

OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte

by tom January 03, 2004

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