Mortlock

Mortlock is god. Mortlock is epic. Mortlock are people you should respect and never be rude to.

Mortlock is god.

by NoahMortylock March 23, 2022

moklock

A type of clock that chimes at 12:32.

Someone go turn the moklock off.

by Campbell12321 July 9, 2005

mortlock

Socially retarded and cant get it up and his girlfriend ffi doesnt like him

Ffi- OMG jason is such a mortlock
Dylan- really id say he just a cunt

by Bob geldoff May 6, 2012

Morlok

1. The best person/cat you will ever meet.
2. Destroys worlds and gods.
3. Control over all.
(Morlok is used as a name. 1,2, and 3 are all used as descriptions for the name.)

Dear Lord, it's Morlok!!!

by Mr.MORLOK April 11, 2009

Mollocks

Not just your regular bollocks. These are Man-bollocks. GROW A PAIR.

oh my god, look at the size of those bollocks.

theyre not bollocks my friend. theyre Mollocks. bow down to me.

by bangtidywhatsoccurin August 23, 2010

morelock

The baddies from the film "The Time Machine" (1960). Film starred Rod Taylor. Weener was Rod's babe in the film that the evil Morelocks stole. The Morelocks lived inside the "Sphinx". The Morelocks look like greeny/blue neanderthals with blonde/white long hair, and an awful set of teeth. Ken Dodd like (Ken is a british comedian).

Rod says...."stop that Morelock from pinching my Weener".....now that's gonna hurt!

by Esmerelda Hammond August 30, 2006

Morlocking

When two men, who both have handlebar mustaches, 69 in a way where they are locked together by tieing their mustache to the other mans dingleberries forcing violent rimming.

Don’t go in that stall, those two guys are Morlocking.

by REIM170 January 21, 2023