mordecai

A big simp

mordecai Is lonely and just wants some puss

by Epppppiccc_man May 27, 2020

Mordecai

A person who is perfect

“Oh linda? Have you seen how beautiful she is? shes definitely a mordecai”

by anonymous June 10, 2023

The Mordecai

When you being nervous on what move to make with a girl and you end doing nothing

:God I don’t now what to do man should I ask her out? She might reject

:Dude stop doing the Mordecai

by 1000Yen August 16, 2021

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay

by YADEAD July 22, 2025

Mordecai

the boy i love the most. but he's 4,474 miles away. my song for him:tell him by lauryn hill all this boy needs is love

me:"i love mordecai sm"

my friends"stfu all you do is talk abt him"
...i can't get my mind off of him tho

by he's 4474 miles away March 7, 2024

mordecai

a boy i love sm and all he needs is to feel love. this boy got me blushing all i do is think abt him. i haven't been talked to him :|

friends"whatchu thinkin abt?"
me"mordecai <333"
friends"ugh im so annoyed of hearing abt him"
...i love him sm

by he's 4474 miles away March 7, 2024

Jyiodin Mordecai Randall

Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.

The best name known to human kind.

“Oh shit! A Jyiodin Mordecai Randall has been born! Prepare to drop your panties ladies!”

by clickcommander February 19, 2018