moosecocked

A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.

( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)

I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!

by tollthebell February 20, 2011

moosetake

What Bullwinkle would be making during hunting season if he ventured out in da open without wearing his orange neck-scarf.

If a member of da largest species in da deer-family made da "moosetake" of carelessly showing himself to a hunter, he might likely end up as "moosesteaks".

by QuacksO November 8, 2020

Moosecock

The ticks you get after too many prostate exams in a week admission of rape victimization and police brutality

"MOOSECOCK"

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

mooseraker

When you Glebe a moose and your friend Tim almost dies.

Get the mooseraker out in front of the group on this trail. We need at least one happy ending.

by Rudolph Goldstankowitz. September 30, 2022

Running Moosetracks

(verb)~Messing with or trying to fool someone or something

i.e. Are you tryna run moosetracks on me right now.
He was running moosetracks on my day ones ya herr.

by Daniel J Donaldson October 19, 2022