Moonwater

The little splash you get on the ass when sitting on the toilet and a loaf drops from too high.

It was horrible. I had to use the bathroom at the gas station and i got a shot of moonwater!!! Now ill have to bleach my entire ass.

by Tacobar March 19, 2010

moonwashedrose

To severely distort reality in a way that always casts a person, usually a celebrity, in a flattering light.

Derived from the name of Courtney Love's fan site and the logic of the delusional sycophants who post there.

"Did you read those moonwashedrose comments about Courtney losing custody of her kid because our patriarchal society has a problem with strong, intelligent women, and not because she's a batshit crazy drug addict?"
"I'm sick of Perez and his moonwashedrose treatment of Paris Hilton."

by coulterinspace April 21, 2007

Moodagoon

New Jersey/Italian slang for the soft interior part of bread.

Hey Beppina, you wanna the crust onna the bread, or just the moodagoon?

by Jefus Lives February 11, 2013

Moodha Fookah

Moodha Fookah is the African way to say “Motherfucker”

They call me dark chocolates... aka, one sexy Moodha Fookha

Ex 2: Where is thda watah, Levondrious? We walk 17 mile a day to get da bucket of shit watah, you Moodha Fookah

by RAZ Productions December 8, 2019

Moodkaps

a dumb fish that can barely move

You see that man? he is a Moodkaps

by Moodkapfkr249 September 30, 2020

moonwalk

A synonym for "walk it back". Giving the appearance of moving forward even though you're actually retreating from a previous statement that has come under criticism.

In taking a verbal swipe at Trump, Tom Brady is doing the moonwalk in attempt to atone for his previous support of the former POTUS.

by Been-Around July 26, 2021

moonwalking all over your ass

That's a way to offend someone instead of saying things like "Fuck you" or something like that.
It is mostly used by moonwalkers (Michael Jackson Fans).

"Shut up or I'll be moonwalking all over your ass!"

by nastya.somebody December 14, 2021