Moocher

Someone who survives off anothers income. Someone who believes that they are owed something for nothing. One who even if they have their own money, food, clothes, etc. will still use someone else's first. Even if that someone else is more poor.

I can't believe you are letting him stay here! All he does is eat our food, drink our beer, watch our t.v. and still has the nerve to ask us if we can loan him money! What a moocher!

Dude, quit moochin all my beer!

That moocher isn't getting a dime from me!

by Leesanne January 10, 2006

moochin

to laze, chill, and generally do nothing

a: 'coming out for a pint or two later'
b: 'nah, been a heavy week, gonna spend the evenin moochin'

by Gurfy July 4, 2003

moochaholic

A parasitic person in your group that no one likes that expects to be treated like royalty.

Once again angry Phil wouldn't go in on the booze but he left drunk off his ass like the moochaholic he is!

by Machinegun Mike August 14, 2021

cable moocher

Someone who always watches cable at someone else's house so they don't have to pay for it themselves.

Tommy is such a cable moocher. He's always at my house watching TV and leaving potato chip crumbs on the sofa.

by calonzo November 8, 2006

payday mooch

A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).

I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

Pulling a Mooch

Getting someone you work with fired, only to be fired by their replacement days later.

After pulling a Mooch, maybe they'll makeup and start the job hunt together.

by The Big Puh July 31, 2017

Cheap Ass Mooch

Noun - you know who they are:
- cheap
- generally unappreciative
- assholes
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything

they never have anything or even try to repay you. cheap ass mooch jneen jtorched user loser

motherlicker - Let's pop by cluck up for dinner.

c.a.m - Dang, I left my wallet at home. Can you spot me?

motherlicker - Goddammit, jim! You are such a cheap ass mooch!

by ssatanica April 10, 2009