moob

moob -- the breast of a man

Evan was dancing, and his moob just happened to smack poor elias in the face

by goooooose September 15, 2005

moob

the things my old neighbor has a.k.a. a man with boobs shortened: moobs

aj has ginormous moobs!

by Stewart Giligan Griffin June 27, 2006

side moob

The side angle view of oversized man breasts.

Everytime that guy lifts his arms, I see side moob.

by annakbrown February 5, 2009

moob

A manifestation of awesome so epic that it cannot be purely contained in flat, hollow chest.

Parker is so badass he has moobs. I wanna be a Parker when I grow up.

by elzbells April 11, 2010

Moob

A term used to describe a n00b with the name "Mott", "Matt" or other versions of the name.

Mike: omg mott.. don't be such a moob.
or
Jess: you are a moob!
or
Mott: I hate mike so that makes me a MOOB!!!11!one!1

by Mike and Jess April 18, 2006

Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)

Roy is moob munching Andy

by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010

Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

by CockWattle September 19, 2012