moletrigger

Slang for when a man's prostate is being stimulated and he ejaculates onto a rodent.

Bill pulled the moletrigger on Harry the hamster.

by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 4, 2005

Mollet

A hairdo that incorporates both a mohawk and a mullet.

"All the cool kids wear wolf t-shirts and have mollets and can't use the word irony correctly."

by Nique ta Mere November 24, 2009

moleturtle

a dumb kid who is pretty awesome at sports and is a partial ginger

look at that moleturtle go

by uuuuuu1111uuuuu1111112 April 30, 2011

mofletcha

PG-13 version of mothaf@C%a.

You are more then an asshole, you are a mofletcha.

by Peter N August 8, 2006

Moglet

A Need for Speed World player who suffers from color blindness and the constant urge to ejaculate upon said person's computer screen. Vinyls may cause blindness to all other players.

Dude, that moglet's car just made me cry and swerve off the track.

by Lehgo December 15, 2011

Mullet or Moulet

Mullet: northern/working class pronounciation for late 80's/early 90's crap hair style

Moulet: European/middle class pronounciation for "mullet".

Both pronounciations mean the same thing i.e. a bloody stupid haircut - commonly thought of as short round the sides, long-ish on top and long at the back (like Chris Waddle - World Cup Italia '90), sometimes with extra long strands at the bottom of the hair line, so that the twat who decided to have their hair cut in that way can play and twist them.

This particular hair style normally encourages the chant:

Moulet, moulet!! Moulet, moulet!!
Get it cut, cut, cut!!

The mullet/moulet is currently attempting a comback at present. All those who read this should take note and realise that you open yourself to public shaming and possible violence (depending on which part of the country you are in) if seen sporting such a hair style - you have been warned.

Northern folk:
Focking 'ell Denzel. Did ya see that mullet!! Looked like it'd been cut by t'lawnmower.

Middle class:
Helga:
My word Jospeh! Did you see that Moulet?

Joseph:
Why yes Helga, i did. Get the shotgun!!

by Neville Smythe-Boyd Anderson Chapworth March 29, 2005

Moglet

When the alpha male of the group is a guy you wouldn't actually expect to be the alpha.

That 5'6 guy is bossing around his 6'1 friends. He's a moglet.

by theoriginalbirdman December 4, 2021