Moffett

A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.

"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."

"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."

by Vfa-83 LINE March 13, 2009

moffle

Moffling is the act of smelling a pair of underwear, only to find out that they have been used and therefore smell terrible. One who dives into his/her own underwear and discovers this smell is said to have been moffled.

Chuck: Oh god, those undies were like a week old.
Brad: Dude you totally moffled yourself.

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Pam: Are these undies good?
Rodney: Give 'em a sniff. Don't moffle yourself!

by Fildo April 29, 2008

moffed

From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.

I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.

I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.

by anon February 8, 2005

moffed it

when you've had to many drugs and to much alcohol

oh my god that is'nt my boyfriend DAZ he's proper moffed it

by marie August 22, 2003

Moffel

A dutch word for mouth.
Only cool people say this.

``shut you`re moffel!``

by supergmstudios September 30, 2011

moffed

to have been impaled with extreme prejudice by vengeful unicorns

"Fluttershy really pissed off Rarity last night - she ended up getting moffed."

by spunk bucket August 28, 2015

Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015