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imelda marcos

(proper noun) disparaging name you call someone obsessed with their shoes. Wife of Phillipine dictator living in disgusting opulence off the back of her people in a very poor region.
OK, 'Imelda Marcos', I don't think you need those $800 sandals when you're borrowing to pay your rent.
by Jake March 26, 2004
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micro gym

Micro Gym, the most smallest amount of gym work.
A tiny work out full of huffs, puffs and yawns.
Hey I've just done I micro gym workout!

lazy gym, I just can't be bothered and yes of course I'm totally comfortable with my muffin top.
by Gym phobia January 31, 2014
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The Marco

A move pulled only during a shesha session, involving pointing right at someone (or a camera), taking a pull from the cobra and basically dominating the room around you with your presence. You must be sitting up properly, or in some rare cases standing, with your arm outstretched at the person/camera.
This move requires one to be drinking either an espresso or amaretto on the rocks, but not immediately while doing "The Marco".
You also need to be severely over dressed for where the shesha session is happening, ie wearing a 3/4 black jacket, black suit, black shirt (anything black really), in the places such as apartments, basements, student housing, etc.

"The Marco" was named after Marco "The Suit" Antonelli.
Internationally known for burying people in the desert.
Known for yelling "You better think about it!" for no reason.

Not to be confused with "A Marco".
Marco:

Yes Frejek the name says it all! You didn't quite pull "The Marco" off, but i'm going to help you out.

What you did wrong while doing "The Marco" are:
1) The stone must be seen within the picture
2) You aren't taking a pull
3) You must be wearing either a suit or a 3/4 length jacket
4) Your point needs to be more outstretched
5) Sit up and not so hunched over

What you did right are:
1) Good eye contact with the camera
2) Holding the cobra within a hand, excellent
3) This is a necessity but I'm glad to see that you are in some sort of a dungeon like atmosphere!(Hense, why you need to be so dressed up. haha)

Now don't get down on yourself Frejek "The Marco" is a hard move to do and i know you will improve on it the next time!!
by Adam Kraehling December 12, 2008
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Venis The Micro Penis

One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.
Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.
by Gar Grim January 12, 2019
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marco brolo

A harmless game for the bros; generally played in a crowded setting while searcing for a fellow brodude.
Ben: Hey bro, have you seen Vinny?

Ryan: Yeah bro, he's somewhere around here.

Ben:Hey I got an idea we'll just play a game of Marco Brolo.

Ben: Marco

Vinny: BROLO!!!<Answers from across the bar>
by BenGordon October 18, 2011
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micro deucing

The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.
Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.
by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020
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Sir Marco Robinson

Sir Marco Robinson is an Award-Winning Entrepreneur, Actor, Coach, and Film Producer
Have you seen Sir Marco Robinson he gives away houses on tv show on channel 4
by John Junior 1 October 2, 2020
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