ivo minks

Is the most annoying person you will ever met.
He has the worst jokes.
He will probably RAPE you

Ivo Minks: Děkuji za odevzdání úkolu, jsi šikulka :-)
Všichni: shut the fuck up

by floorgang-ouh, floorgang-ouh May 11, 2020

18 minus epsilon

Refers to a girl who isn't quite legal, but, come on bro, she basically is. She is weeks away from being legal, and can be easily mistaken for 22 by your average xanax-ed out celebrity. Comes from mathematical analysis, where the phrase "minus epsilon" means "minus some arbitrarily small quantity".

Dude 1: "Did you hear that James Franco was trying to pick up a seventeen year old?" Dude 2: "But did you see her? She was totally 18 minus epsilon".

by mathmajr May 17, 2014

Minus-Mike

Relating to someone who runs his section of team-building sessions in an authoritarian manner.

Minus-Mike, /n/ A man who, drunk with power, deducts points from teams for trivialities such as talking, not talking, trying to solve the problem by any means, or breathing. /v/ Minus-Mike - to deduct points in the manner of Minus-Mike. Past tense: Minus-Miked.

"Our team were doing really well until we tried to defuse the bomb and got Minus-Miked!"

"C'mon, don't be a Minus-Mike, give us some points for effort!"

by Eskoala November 1, 2011

mingus dew

a soft drink belonging to the bebop cola line of products.

hey, id really enjoy a refreshing mingus dew right now.

by murphey May 7, 2003

Minus Score

This is what happens when you bowl the ball and more skittles appear than were there to start with.

Dude, How'd you get a minus score?

by Spawney October 4, 2005

B Minus

A male that is less intimidating than an average Beta Male.

Damn that dude is a B Minus. He’s babysitting his girlfriend’s cat while she goes on a date with another guy.

by Clyde “The Caboose” December 3, 2017

mikusexual

A sexual orientation in which one is sexually attracted to the virtual popstar hatsune miku and variants of her. Mikusexual people can be attracted to hatsune miku, mikudayo, shiteyanyo, zatsune miku, hatsune mikuo, hachune miku, and other fanloids designed to represent miku. Not included is kagami kawaiine, because she is not miku chan san tan sama kun, and other fanloids not designed to represent miku.

"Mikusexual is such a great and valid sexuality!"
"fuck off pleb"

by jellyfish288 January 26, 2021