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devon miller 

A manly man, women hench over with orgasmic cramps in his presence. Also one with mad Ninja skills. Also eir to the Miller Brewing Fortune.
devon once walked into a room with 7 girls. Each fell on the ground moaning and screaming like a cat stepped on by a cow. It was so loud that he became angered and released a mammoth load of jiz killing everyone in the town.
devon miller by Heath March 31, 2005

dirty miller thriller 

One who sleeps with fat navy chicks, while they are on the rag and with a nasty yeast infection. Also they have not showered in six months.
That dude is so foul he pulled a dirty miller thriller on the fatest chick on the boat.

Drew Vega and Chris Miller 

Two boys who suck on eachotheres pp and eat boogers out of there butts and are both bad at sports drew is the bettter out of the two but chris gets dominated in everything by zane and cchris an get his butt pounded by a girl with a strapon and drew has an anthill on his forehead
drew vega and chris miller are gay

David Jones Miller 

David Jones Miller? So scary! He's not even Dave Strider
David Jones Miller by TrashNomad October 5, 2019

Derek Miller 

One of the chillest, most relaxed guys you will ever meet. Isn't super smooth, but ladies think he's cute. Make this guy your friend and he would go to Hell and back for you.
"Hey, isn't that Derek Miller?"
"Yea man, he's my good friend."
"Wow you are lucky!"
"Yea man I know!"
Derek Miller by Thricedead March 26, 2010

David Miller 

The (luckily) soon to be former Mayor of Toronto. A native of San Francisco, famous nationwide for his unbelievable stupidity and hypocrisy.

Mr. Miller perpertually works under the delusion that his city has unlimited cash flow and that everytime his greenback stack gets slack, the provincial and federal should cough up more. Never mind every other city in the country that needs funding, Toronto's the only one that really matters.

-Has helped to instigate an unbelievably stinky and messy garbage strike, along with a transit strike.

-Failed to attend the funeral of a firefighter killed during the Downsview propane explosion because he was in Vancouver celebrating his daughter's thirteenth birthday. Yet amazingly, councillor Maria Augemarie was able to cut short her vacation in Italy to come and offer help and support to her constituents.

-Could not be present for the aforementioned disaster, yet has no problem marching in every single 'Pride' event the city holds.
-There is much, much more this man is guilty of, suffice to say he has helped to bring the City of Toronto even further down than it was before.
David Miller should have stayed in San Francisco where he belongs.
David Miller by malton_on_99 April 16, 2010