miffunderstanding

a situation in which a misunderstanding leads to one or all parties involved becoming "miffed".

It was all one big miffunderstanding.

by Mow watte October 9, 2008

MILFAFA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck And Fuck Again.

Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. However, this is goes way beyond that. This woman is so fine, that once just wouldn't be enough.

Dude, she's hotter than just a "MILF", she's a "MILFAFA". One time just wouldn't be enough.

by Mandingo_DeSade September 3, 2010

Milf Bucket

An incredibly loose woman who also happens to be a mother.

About that girl I met last night, is she a Cum Dumpster or a Milf Bucket?

by DutchPirate March 7, 2011

Milf Jammer

Someone who is known to have sex with milfs.

Johnny: Can Benson and I come over to your house tonight?
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.

by osikko October 15, 2011

milf hunting

The action of seducing an attractive middle-aged woman

"Have you seen that chick at the bar?"
"The milf?"
"Yeah! I'm gonna go milf hunting!"

by SterFinn February 4, 2014

Milfaphilia

A sexual disorder where you are overly infatuated with a mother. Similar to pedophilia, but with older women. Also known as Cougarphilia.

I am sorry Mr. Washington, but it appears that you have the sexual disorder known as Milfaphilia.

by C.M. Royale June 22, 2016

tred-milf

women on a tredmil looks hot from the back and then you see her front and she is as old or older than your mom

Wow, that chick looked so hot until i found out she was a tred-milf.

by vtwist February 22, 2009