Midgesexual

Attracted to midgets in a sexual fashion.

Wow! Rob is quite the midgesexual lately.

by Tony Blavis October 20, 2007

Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough is an industrial town in the North-East of England it is full of drugs, prostitutes, thieving little cunts, illegal immagrints, and PARMOS!!!!!! Middlesbrough has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe well done kids!! it is supposed to be the easiest place in the country to buy cocaine and herroin but i don't belive that. Middlesbrough is the 7th wort place to live in Britain statistically just because it has the highest car stealing figures in the country doesn't make it a bad place!! There are some nice places but they are slowly becoming shitholes like the rest of the town. All in all if you want to buy cheap drugs freely and easily have a good cheap night with a prostitute have your car knicked and get mugged by smack head come to Middlesbrough!! PROUD SMOGGIE:D:D

Want to buy sum Charlie
Yer
Come to Middlesbrough

by proud smoggie March 17, 2007

Middleshite

A term to describe an awful middle name.

Flame Boy: "Hey look at me guys, my middle name is Ruthan"

Intellectual: "Whata middleshite, ya know?"

by dirtydub November 23, 2009

middleschooler metal

metal made by sellout bands like Disturbed or overly angsty metal like Skillet that have songs where the lyrics are ridiculous for the age group they are marketed for (middle schoolers). music generally played by immature or young people to feel angsty to lyrics like "i'm a monster" which make no sense and are for people too stupid to realize that living in the first world is pretty nice most of the time.

when someone puts on Disturbed
"dude that's some shitty music."
"it's middleschooler metal."

by iruel August 26, 2013

MiddleSchoolization

To become socially with the times. I.E. texting, iming, use of myspace and facebook become common. Sex, drugs, and alcohol slowly work their way into the picture.

My friend was soo childish in 5th grade, then in 6th, he became more chill. He got a girl and and a blackberry. He had gone through MiddleSchoolization

by Brant Dahoda @ Shen May 22, 2009

Midgesexual

Attracted to midgets in a sexual fashion.

Wow! Rob is quite the midgesexual lately.

by Tony Blavis October 19, 2007

Middlesbrough

Town in North-East of England. Home to Middlesbrough Football Club aka the Boro (pronounced bu-ra). Highest rate of teenage pregancy in Britain and approx 99% of council homes are occupied by single mothers of 1/2/3/4/5 children, who have Sky+ installed and a wide screen plasma TV.

Single mother: Fuck off for half an hour you little fucks, I got a client coming round at 9. And take ya little brother with ya, I don't want him walking in on me while i'm working like last time.

by TC January 25, 2005