The Midas Touch

A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.
Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?

Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!

Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
by TheGestaltist June 19, 2014
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midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"
by insizlane November 20, 2008
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Midas touch

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
by RCBaylon February 01, 2007
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Midas is pog

Someone who loves the Midas skin in fortnite
by Midasispog August 08, 2021
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King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.
I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas
by carlthelong December 02, 2022
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Midas' Grasp

When pee ricochets back at you after having pissed extremely hard against the front end of the bowl.
Upon taking one of the strongest pisses of his life, Mark felt the wrathful splash of Midas' Grasp as he was sprayed.
by Kitzuchi April 02, 2021
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Midas Male

Midas males have typicially got enormous genitals and are intelligently superior humans who also have 42 chromosomes in total. A so-called Midas Male is only born once every 4.3 billion years so they are extremely rare.
Typical female or male or furry ( I don't discriminate) : I wish i had a midas male or an ariosha male in my life!
by BaiChaiuLover November 12, 2021
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