A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.
Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
by TheGestaltist June 19, 2014
by insizlane November 20, 2008
A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
by RCBaylon February 01, 2007
by Midasispog August 08, 2021
by carlthelong December 02, 2022
When pee ricochets back at you after having pissed extremely hard against the front end of the bowl.
Upon taking one of the strongest pisses of his life, Mark felt the wrathful splash of Midas' Grasp as he was sprayed.
by Kitzuchi April 02, 2021
Midas males have typicially got enormous genitals and are intelligently superior humans who also have 42 chromosomes in total. A so-called Midas Male is only born once every 4.3 billion years so they are extremely rare.
Typical female or male or furry ( I don't discriminate) : I wish i had a midas male or an ariosha male in my life!
by BaiChaiuLover November 12, 2021