mikeying

The act of keeping hands near your junk and running around screaming

He is mikeying

by Aiyala November 28, 2015

pickeling

When you mess with someones PC or laptop when they are not looking. Changing their desktop background to pink kittens or changing their default sound for new mail messages to a funny sound byte.

I was pickeling Steve when he left his computer unlocked when he went to get coffee so I changed his new email message notification to a sample from Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line (Shake Senora).

I was pickeling Bob when he left his computer unlocked so I changed his desktop background to a picture of a pink vespa.

by Big Boy Fluffy April 18, 2016

Mikening

The ancient art of picking up overweight girls at bars.

I was mikening last night that bitch was like 300lb

by MasterFalco July 21, 2016

micking

Tripping over a cornhole game and falling on your face like a dumbass.

Look at this idiot Micking over here.

by sooverthisshit March 31, 2017

Reverse Michelangelo

A shit so sticky that it leaves brown streaks on the bottom of the bowl.

The Reverse Michelangelo I left in the toilet is a real artistic masterpiece.

by Poop Artist December 5, 2011

Dirty Micheline

dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer

talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline

by ya girl miche September 15, 2023

Mikaling

The pursuit of a pointless argument against all logic when there is no hope or promise of reconciliation.

"John, stop mikaling with Suzie. You know it won't get you anywhere."

by Rustic Johnny August 8, 2005