Michael Jordan

The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.

*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.

by UrKing91 November 10, 2019

Michael Jordan

The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”

Dude last night I gave my girl the Michael Jordan

by SkiMaskTheNutGod July 9, 2018

Michael Jordan

The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.

John: *hits 180 slam dunk*

Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.

by Jef is god jef is life October 9, 2018

Michael Jordan

A bad-ass player who wants to win.

Any player that can play at his level.

by Saints September 14, 2003

michael jordan

A 23" chrome rim that goes on cars.

Is it the big truck sittin' up on Mike Jordans
thats 23's! with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring

-Field Mob, HATERS

by Lil Jon April 29, 2004

Michael Jordan

GOD

Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan

by nbafanboi_23 October 12, 2009

Michael Jordan

The only man who could beat god in a game of one-on-one.

Michael Jordan just hit a 20 foot fadeaway jumpshot with three defenders in his face for his 55th point.

by Sonicoed May 9, 2017